Ahad, 17 Januari 2016

Teacher Vs Wonder kids

TEACHER: SeraiWangi, go to the map and find Malaysia ..
SERAIWANGI: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct..! Now class, who discovered Malaysia ?
CLASS: SeraiWangi.....teacher!.
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TEACHER: Gooku, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
GOOKU: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Mardhiah, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
MARDHIAH: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
MARDHIAH: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: puaker, what is the chemical formula for water?
PUAKER: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
PUAKER: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Laila, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
LAILA: Me!
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TEACHER: Muthiah, why do you always get so dirty?
MUTHIAH: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Amyzza, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
AMYZZA: I is..
TEACHER: No, Tijah..... Always say, 'I am.'
AMYZZA: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, akuumno, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
AKUUMNO: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, PenMerah, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
PENMERAH: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Quratul , your composition on 'My Cat' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
QURATUL : No, sir. It's the same cat.
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TEACHER: Waris, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
WARIS: A Teacher...
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